tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling

turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

leonardodiretardo:

old-man-bombadil:

leonardodiretardo:

I HAVE A THIGH GAP

YOU HAVE A THIGH GAP

WE ALL HAVE A THIGH GAP

LET’S THIGH GAP TOGETHER YA CUNTS

sorry but that is a ridiculous facial expression

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

adriofthedead:

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

spencersmithscrotchpuppy:

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

*puts on beanie* *adjust bangs* *puts on black skinny jeans* *pulls out black eyeliner*

“Its time” 

are you talking about yourself or pete wentz

good question 

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

isaisanisa:

johnlock-in-kneesocks:

isaisanisa:

jaymeecutup:

gallifresh:

isaisanisa:

I didn’t have a French flag

You get the concept though

I AM CRYING JESUS CIHRST

is that the impala?

Technically it’s our coffee table

IM SO CONFUSED THOUGH
LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE RED COAT
BUT ALSO A WINE BOTTLE
WHO
ARE
YOU???

I AM LES MIS!

plus it’s a bottle of Irish Whiskey
I really don’t know why you people keep reblogging this shit